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Erma Bombeck: “What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
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Erma Bombeck: “On the first day of school, my children said to me, 'Aren't you glad that our education's free?'
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Erma Bombeck: “Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
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Erma Bombeck: “Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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Erma Bombeck: “Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.
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Erma Bombeck: “There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”  more
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Erma Bombeck: “You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
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Erma Bombeck: “What's wrong with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
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Erma Bombeck: “We've got a generation now who were born with semiequality. They don't know how it was before, so they think, this isn't too bad. We're working. We have our attache' cases and our three piece suits. I get very disgusted with the younger generation of women. We had a torch to pass, and they are just sitting there. They don't realize it can be taken away. Things are going to have to get worse before they join in fighting the battle.
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