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Unknown: “Rosa sat so Martin could walk, Martin walked so Barack could run, Barack ran so we all can fly.”

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Unknown: “Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.”

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Unknown: “In God we trust, all others we virus scan.”

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Unknown: “.sig file missing --- (A)dlib, (R)etry, (F)ail?”

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Unknown: “Life would be much easier if I had the source code.”

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Unknown: “If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.”

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Unknown: “Asking if computers can think is like asking if submarines can swim.”

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Unknown: “Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.”

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Unknown: “Today's subliminal thought is:”

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Unknown: “If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.”

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Unknown: “Some leaders are born women.”

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Unknown: “In this world everything changes except good deeds and bad deeds; these follow you as the shadow follows the body.”

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Unknown: “To become a father is not difficult, but to be a father is.”

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Unknown: “The Procrastinator's Creed:

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

source unknown - please email me if you know the original author”

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Unknown: “Humanism is optimistic regarding human nature and confident in human reason and science as the best means of reaching the goal of human fulfillment in this world. Humanists affirm that humans are a product of the same evolutionary process that produced all other living organisms and that all ideas, knowledge, values, and social systems are based upon human experience. Humanists conclude that creative ability and personal responsibility are strongest when the mind is free from supernatural belief and operates in an atmosphere of freedom and democracy. - published in Free Mind, American Humanist Association.”

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Unknown: “In his later years Pablo Picasso was not allowed to roam an art gallery unattended, for he had previously been discovered in the act of trying to improve on one of his old masterpieces.”

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Unknown: “Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes.”

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Unknown: “Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.”

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Unknown: “From the Institute for Stork Research and Science”

“Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of Sexual reproduction, and the theory of the stork. Many people believe in the theory of sexual reproduction because they have been taught this theory at school. In reality, however, many of the world's leading scientists are in favor of the theory of the stork. If the theory of sexual reproduction is taught in schools, it must only be taught as a theory and not as the truth. Alternative theories, such as the theory of the stork, must also be taught.

Evidence supporting the theory of the stork includes the following:

1. It is a scientifically established fact that the stork does exist. This can be confirmed by every ornithologist.

2. The alleged human fetal development contains several features that the theory of sexual reproduction is unable to explain.

3. The theory of sexual reproduction implies that a child is approximately nine months old at birth. This is an absurd claim. Everyone knows that a newborn child is newborn.

4. According to the theory of sexual reproduction, children are a result of sexual intercourse. There are, however, several well documented cases where sexual intercourse has not led to the birth of a child.

5. Statistical studies in the Netherlands have indicated a positive correlation between the birth rate and the number of storks. Both are decreasing.

6. The theory of the stork can be investigated by rigorous scientific methods. The only assumption involved is that children are delivered by the stork.”

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Unknown: “I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE E. E. CUMMINGS!!!!!!!”

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